I, REV. DIANNIA BATY, being of sound mind and body, do not wish to be kept alive indefinitely by artificial means. Under no circumstances should my fate be put in the hands of pinhead politicians who couldn’t pass ninth-grade biology if their lives depended on it, or lawyers / doctors interested in simply running up the bills. If a reasonable amount of time passes and I fail to ask for at least one of the following:
Glass of wine or a Bloody Mary
chocolate
a ride in the mountains
a trip to the thrift store
Margarita
chocolate
my dog Hector
Fried Shrimp
chocolate
Chicken fried steak
Fried Chicken
cream gravy
chocolate
Mexican food
chocolate
French fries
chocolate
Pizza
chocolate
ice cream
cup of tea
chocolate
Chocolate
Asparagus
To Play with my dog, Hector
A Hug
My fuzzy bunny slippers or
reruns of...Sex in the City and Dancing with the Stars.
It should be presumed that I won’t ever get better. When such a determination is reached, I hereby instruct my appointed person and attending physicians to pull the plug, reel in the tubes and call it a day.
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